A deep thought of Jack Handey

"To me, Judo is like a ballet,
except there's no music,
no choreography,
and the dancers knock each other down."
-Jack Handey

Jack Handey is an American comedian and comic writer. He is famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.